have your man grow tentacles and reenact your favourite hentai!
for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside
Oh my god.

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this is *awesome*
thanks for the submission!
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CDG
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