The music or the misery

May 31

cosmo tip #253

expertcosmotips:

have your man grow tentacles and reenact your favourite hentai! 

cosmo tip #255

expertcosmotips:

for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside

Oh my god.

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(Source: a-sorta-fairytale, via catladysoul)

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lacigreen:

this is *awesome*thanks for the submission!

lacigreen:

this is *awesome*
thanks for the submission!

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(Source: analogcinema, via vagin-dente)

(Source: analogcinema, via vagin-dente)

puddleducks:

CDG

puddleducks:

CDG

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